| The
namesake of the strip, Sezquatch is a sensitive
soul dwelling in the body of a mysterious 7-foot
North American Ape. He is the unwillingly-designated
leader of the misfit forest animals. Sezquatch
is looked up to not just in stature, but because
-- according to supermarket tabloids, he dated
Sandra Bullock before his marriage to Elvis'
widow. |
The
cynical daredevil sidekick of Sezquatch, who
lives for the weekend, regardless of his blissful
state of overwhelming unemployment. He lives
in a wastebasket, from which he draws not only
his nourishment, but also various props and costumes
essential to maintaining amusement for his minimal
attention span. |
Thurman
Q. Porcupine is the designated worrywart of the
Woodland Forest. He's a bit sensitive about his
height, figure, and his suspicious similarity
to a quill-covered, hard-boiled egg. His favorite
reading material is the personal ads in the paper...
but don't tell anyone. |
Girth
Grizzly is just like an 8-foot Teddy bear --
with the exception of his razor-sharp claws and
fangs. While his teeth and claws may be razor-sharp,
his wit... isn't. He is fully aware of his limited
intellect, yet extremely easygoing. Potential
danger around Girth lies only in the direct path
between him and food, or between him and a napping
area. |